Watto : A Sex Icon, an unofficial Star Wars story of shamelessness

How could anyone find a non-human Star Wars character attractive?  What kind of embarrassing admission could ever find purchase in the wide realm of the internet? There is one toydarian in the galaxy who can rise to the challenge. Watto, who's face graced thousands of cans of Pepsi during the release of The Phantom Menace film, now takes center stage for a Twine game centered around what sexual activities he would engage in.